Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Tips Before Seeing King Kong

I saw King Kong yesterday and all I've are two words... Exceed Expectation.

What can I say. The first half is quite boring... all talk... basically building up the characters after which the action starts and WOW. Just when you think the situation can't get any worse, it does. Everytime you think its over, something else occurs. Like I said, exceed expectation.

The movie is quite long - a little over 3 hours. So I'm going to give a few tips for watching it:
  1. Drink 4 cokes before you get there. You will need it for the 1st half
  2. Watch Jurassic Park again. You will need it for the 2nd half
  3. Watch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Will help to understand some irrational human/animal behavior
  4. Get trained to say “WOW” 20 times per minute. Try: it is not so easy.
  5. Medidate deeply on this old vicking thought “Only monkeys are fooled by blond women”
  6. Try to draw a monkey with your computer. You ll see that they made a good job.

1 comment:

pipsqueak said...

damn depressing movie man. I pity the guy and the gorrilla.

was the shits for the male species movie even blamed another guy for starting it.

why can't it be the woman's fault for once.