Mrs. Wormwood: "Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?"
Calvin: "No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty."
Mrs. Wormwood: "See me after class, Calvin."
Calvin: (speaking in retrospect) "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
Update: Found the strip

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